I am an internet GRANDMA. Actually, that isn't fair to say because I am pretty sure my Grandma is about a million times more computer/internet savvy than I am. I wish I was exaggerating, but that lady is GOOD with technology. I can get around a computer fine enough (I could be better, but I get by), but the INTERNET.... That is another story.
I love the internet. I have no idea what I would do without Google, gmail (which I do realize is a thing of google) whenparentstext.com, or mormon.org. (The last one is a lie. I do know what I would do without mormon.org: I would get to bed on time Sunday nights because I would not get sucked in for hours at a time.) But people use the internet for a lot more things than googling things like grad schools, how to get the stupid password of of an excel document that has about one hundred and five of them secretly embedded, or what the name of that ridiculously cheesy (which is synonymous for AWESOME) Christmas movie with the guy that rents a family to look good for a business deal. (Because you were wondering, the title of the movie is
Borrowed Hearts: A Holidy Romance. It is all the title implies and more. Hallmark at its finest, my friends.)
No, people do a LOT more than that when they get on the internet. They find cool stuff like funny videos, inspiring videos, really all kinds of videos, websites with pictures and crafty stuff, or stuff that displays talents, interesting blogs, good recipes, how-to sites... The list goes on. The things people find never ceases to amaze me because I have NO IDEA how people do this. Do they first google something they are interested in, like puka shells, and then click on all the links related to them and find cool things? Is it just that they are daring enough to click suggested videos that pop-up on youtube that they happen upon so many gems? Also, how do you even find blogs? Through friends blogs? How do you even start the following blog trend? What if I actually don't care about clicking on the blog of my friend's friend? Am I doomed to never "discover" an interesting blog? I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS ALL WORKS. Its like this not so secret world that eludes me.
My ineptitude at the internet is a little embarrassing. How could it not be? I mean, I live in the information age where all knowledge as at our fingertips and yet my main source of information is from the radio and print media. While there are nifty (ok, SUPER nifty) things to be discovered through both of those mediums, I can't actively participate in conversations in which everyone starts their sentences with phrases like "I was reading this blog today...." or "I saw this video on youtube...." or "I SAW THAT TOO!! Have you seen/heard of......", because I don't do any of those things. Mostly because I can't.
Now, I can get by in these kind of conversations by ooing and ahhhing, laughing, saying things like "ya I will have to look that up" (which I won't, I just like to toss that phrase carelessly about) or relating to them with something I heard on NPR. But I have moments when my true simplistic internet skills shine through and I become the obvious outsider with my internet awesome peers. It usually happens when people ask about pinterest and I chime in. Pinterest is potentially the MOST stressful site ON EARTH. It is where people display their ability to peruse the internet and find cool things. A lot of them are crafts and I first of all, don't even know how to find crafts on the internet (I know this because I tried to in my attempt to pin something under the stress of performing on pinterest), and second of all, I DON'T CRAFT. So in my mind pinterest = worst.site.ever. I shared this opinion with a guy that was asking about pinterest. I told him all about how stressful it was and why. But as I was saying this all the girls around us started looking at each other and him while shaking their heads and say "no its not...". WELL, maybe its not for the INTERNET PERUSING PROS that can find super awesome stuff on the internet. But I am not that person. And now they all know. I am the weirdo that cant figure out how to pin a cute dress that I found on the internet.*
(*Internet shopping: also beyond me. I would never pin a dress because I don't look at clothes online. Why would I? I am not going to buy something I don't try on. Also, I checked out modcloth.com the other day to fit in with all the girls that talk about it and I got nothing from that experience.)